Weddings

why are they assumed to be happy?

Stupid celebration. Doesn't makes sense whatsoever.

Mr. McCain

MM

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Coffee

22nd Amendment, anyone?

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/election-08/october-surprise-alien-endorses-mccain/

The Arizona senator explained, “By the way, I have been here to Roswell before and I know about the alien landing. And I am pleased to announce that I have received the alien endorsement…and I am proud!”

-J.McCain

I mean Roosevelt stayed for more then two terms right.. ?

argh. nevermind. I forgot he wasn't an idiot.

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Aldous Huxley:
At least two thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity, idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religious or political idols.

http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2008/results/president/

I dare anyone not to laugh

"I am Taking the Cure

So I can be quiet
Whenever I want.

...And I don't want to talk"