Abs

So I walk up in the gym to this dude (who looked like shit, btw). And ask him if the abs class is going to be in this studio.

And he goes:
-"Yeah-you need some ab-work."

My jaw must have dropped. Because his eyes got bigger.

... and I thought: "Well, I can get abs - but you sir, as you were an idiot, an idiot you will remain till the rest of your life."

My lips squized into "Thanks!". And a smile.
:)