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How do you say in English: Fucking pisses me off?
:
I guess that's exacetly how you do say tat. wow.


I'll practice tonight:
BA-NA-NAS...

Lunch with Putin

PUTIN

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Vladimir_Putin

Spanglish Thresaurus for Cuban Americans

Spanglish Thresaurus for Cuban Americans

- EL CULO DEL MUNDO -- (ASS OF THE WORLD) GENERALLY A PLACE FAR ENOUGH FROM MIAMI WHERE NOT MANY PEOPLE SPEAK SPANISH

- NO DISPARA UN CHICHARO (HE DOESN'T SHOOT A PEA) HE IS LAZY

- QUE VOLA CONTIGO -- (WHAT FLIES WITH YOU) A GENERAL GREETING HEARD AMONG FRIENDS AT LA CARRETA ON S.W. 8TH STREET .

- CASA DEL CARAJO -- (HOUSE OF HELL) ANOTHER FINE MEASUREMENT OF DISTANCE; HOWEVER A BIT CLOSER THAN THE ASS OF THE WORLD.

- QUE VUELTA -- (WHAT TURN) EVEN MOST DIEHARD CUBAN AMERICANS HAVE DIFFICULTY UNDERSTANDING THIS ONE, BUT IT MEANS "WASSUP"

- POR SI LAS MOSCAS --(IF FOR THE FLIES) A VAGUE NOTICE OF CAUTION...JUST IN CASE.

- ME TIENES HASTA EL ULTIMO PELO -- (YOU HAVE ME UP TO MY LAST HAIR) USUALLY USED AS A PARENTAL WARNING MEANING THE END OF YOUR CRAP IS NEAR

- ESE NO TIENE DOS DEDOS DE FRENTE -- (HE DOESN'T HAVE TWO FINGERS OFF OREHEAD) A DISCRIPTIVE OBSERVATION OF AN INDIVIDUAL WHO DOESN'T HAVE MUCH LIFE EXPERIENCE OR BRAINS.

- MARICONERIAS MIAS -- (FAGGERY OF MINE)- USUALLY DESCRIBES AN OUT OF CHARACTER EVENT.

- ESTAS COMIENDO MIERDA -- (YOU ARE EATING SHIT) DESCRIBES THE MANNER IN WHICH ONE IS ACTING IRRATIONALLY OR IRRESPONSIBLY

- SIGUE COMIENDO DE LO QUE PICA EL POLLO -- (KEEP EATING WHAT THE CHICKEN PECKS)- SAME AS EATING SHIT BUT A CLASSIER VERSION

- NO HABLES MIERDA -- (DON'T TALK SHIT) A STATEMENT MADE TO ADDRESS SOMEONE'S LONG ASS STORY

- LE RONCA EL MANGO -- (IT SNORES THE MANGO)- WHEN SOMETHING IS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE

- LE RONCA EL MEREQUETEN -- (UNABLE TO TRANSLATE)- SAME MEANING AS "LE RONCA EL MANGO", BUT NOT AS SWEET

- ESE HUEVO QUIERE SAL -- (THAT EGG WANTS SALT)- SOMEONE HAS AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE

- TREMENDA MUELA --(TREMENDOUS MOLLAR)- ANOTHER TALL STORY BUT THIS TIME TO SEDUCE SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX

- DALE-- (GO)- YOU'RE IN AGREEMENT, MEANS "OK"

- ASERE -- (HOMIE)- EVEN CUBANAZOS DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS WORD COMES FROM.

- CONSORTE -- ANOTHER WORD FOR HOMIE, MAY BE USED INSTEAD OF "ASERE"

- POSTALITA -- (A LITTLE POSTCARD)- A GUY THAT THINKS HE'S A STUD
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Tarkan - Sikidim

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Amr Diab- habibi ya nor el ayn

Amr Diab Awdooni

Respectful yourself

Respect yourself
Respect yourself
And you will find your way
So practise what you pray
Don't run away
Respect yourself

You don't know,no,what you don't know
Like the colours of the rainbow
Respect, is the name of the game
Respect, yourself and you never miss your aim
If you show weakness
You gotta let them know
You don't know,no,what you don't know
If you wanna grow,say no,just go

Respect yourself
Change your mind
Respect yourself

Don't be blind
Respect yourself
And you will see the light
Respect yourself
And you will find your way
So practise what you pray
Don't run away
Respect yourself
Respect yourself
Respect yourself
And you will see the light

Don't care, about what people say
Believe in yourself and go your own way
Respect, no resignation
Leave the path of isolation
Don't care about what people say
Respect will never get away
Today, we stay, and pay attention anyway
Fairplay, everyday, stand up, don't run away

If you are feeling weak so deep inside
No place to run, no place to hide
R E S P E C T
Respect, your destiny
If you don't know what is write or wrong
If you feel confused and your thoughts are gone
R E S P E C T
Respect yourself, be free

LIL' KIM - Lighters Up

[Verse 1]
I come from Bed-Stuy, niggas either do or they gon' die
Gotta keep the ratchet close by
Someone murdered, nobody seen, nobody heard it
Just another funeral service
Niggas will get at you, come through shinin' they yap you
In broad day light kidnap you
Feds get clapped too, police stay on us like tattoos
Niggas only grind cause we have to
Money is power, sling crack, weed and powder
Fiends come through every hour
S'all about that dollar and we nuh deal with cowards
Weak lambs get devoured by the lion
In the concrete jungle, the strong stand and rumble
The weak fold and crumble, it's the land of trouble
Brooklyn, home of the greatest rappers
BIG comes first, then the Queen comes after

[Chorus]
Now put ya lighters up
Bed Stuy put ya lighters up
New York put ya lighters up
DC keep puttin' ya lighters up
Philadelphia put ya lighters up
Detroit put ya lighters up
Chi-Town keep puttin' dem lighters up
No matter where you from put ya lighters up

[Verse 2]
Now lemme give you a walk through
Show ya what to do and ya don't do
Where it's not safe to go to
Dem boys approach you
Better say quick who you close to
Don't come through if niggas don't know you
Cuz people is talkin', the streets is watchin'
The thieves is lurkin' stash da nine in the garbage
The life of a hustla, the life of a gambler
Dice games kill' mo' niggas than cancer
Ya know who ya fuck with
Brooklyn don't run we run shit
Roll up and just bum rush shit
We don't play that out in B.K not at all
4 pound leave ya face on the wall
R.I.P in memory of
Never show thy enemies love
We get it on where we live
Better have a pass when you cross that bridge

[Chorus]
Welcome to Brooklyn put ya lighters up
LA put ya lighters up
VA put ya lighters up
Texas keep puttin' ya lighters up
New Orleans put ya lighters up
St Louis put ya lighters up
ATL keep puttin' dem lighters up
No matter where you from put ya lighters up

[Bridge]
Damn homie I'm so to'
I don't think I'm ever gon' smoke no mo'
And I don't think I'm ever gon' drink no mo'
But fuck it, bartender you can gimmie one mo'
(We in the club like) Damn homie I'm so to'
(Lightin' the dutch like) I don't think I'm ever gon' smoke no mo'
(Passin' the cup like) And I don't think I'm ever gon' drink no mo'
(Back at the bar like) But fuck it baretender, you can gimmie one mo'

[Verse 3]
See BIG done told you
I'm the hottest bitch on the planet
Biggest sex symbol since Janet
The Zanotti bandit
Layin' in the cut like a bandage
Come through Fulton St. in a Vanquish
Doin' dem damage
And if you don't understand it
Then lemme give it to you in Spanish
Soy la senorita mas linda del barrio
Y lo hago afuera del espacio
Still over in Brazil sippin' Mascoto
You must have forgot though
So, I'ma take it back to the block yo
Put u on to how we rock yo
Some are boostin 12 year olds prostitutin'
Hitmen hired for execution there's no solution
Niggas still piss in the hallways
Fiends get high in 'em all day
The yute, dem bang at the cops off the roof
You don't know my town is the truth

[Chorus]
Welcome to Brooklyn now put ya lighters up
New Jersey put ya lighters up Boston put ya lighters up
B'More keep puttin' ya lighters up
Miami put ya lighters up
Puerto Rico put ya lighters up
Kingston, Jamaica keep putting them lighters up
No matter where you from put ya lighters up

[Bridge]
Damn homie I'm so to'
I don't think I'm ever gon' smoke no mo'
And I don't think I'm ever gon' drink no mo'
But fuck it, bartender you can gimmie one mo'
(We in the club like) Damn homie I'm so to'
(Lightin' the dutch like) I don't think I'm ever gon' smoke no mo'
(Passin' the cup like) And I don't think I'm ever gon' drink no mo'
(Back at the bar like) But fuck it baretender, you can gimmie one mo'

Eventually

I am an opportunity and I knock so softly
Sometimes I get loud when I wish everybody'd just
get off me
So many playas you'd think I was a ball game
Its every man for themself, there are no
team mates
This life gets lonely when everybody wants
something
This might have been your fate
But they'll get their's eventually
And I hope I'm there

Surrounded by familiar faces without names
None of them know me or want to share my pain
And they only wish to bask in my light, then fade
away
To win my love, to them a game
To watch me live my life in pain
When all is done and the glitter fades, fades
away
They'll get their's eventually
And I hope I'm there

I drank your poison cuz you told me its wine
Shame on you if you fool once
Shame on me if you fool me twice
I didn't know the price
You'll get yours eventually

So what good am I to you if I can't be broken?
You'll get yours, yes you'll get yours
Eventually

Pink - Respect

1-2-3-4
I get really sick and tired of boys up in my face

Pick up lines like "What's your sign" won't get
you anyplace
When me and all my girls go walking down the
street
It seems we can't go anywhere without a car that
goes "Beep-beep"

Cuz this body is a priceless piece of lovin'
unconditionally
So, Mr. Big-stuff, who you think you are?
You was thinkin' you's gonna get it for free
Now, now, now,

Hey ladies
(Yeah!)
Let 'em know it ain't easy
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Let's come togeta'
Sista's
(Yeah!)
Its time to be greedy
Nothin' good comes for free

Mirror on the wall, damn I sure look fine
I can't blame those horny boys, I would make me
mine
When I pass you in a club, "Ooh, lala!" you gasp
Back up boy, I ain't your toy, or your piece of
ass

Cuz this body is a priceless piece of lovin'
unconditionally
So, Mr. Big-stuff, who you think you are?
You was thinkin' you's gonna get it for free
Now, now, now

Hey ladies
(Yeah!)
Let 'em know it ain't easy
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Let's come togeta'
Sista's
(Yeah!)
Its time to be greedy
Nothin' good comes for free

Hey ladies
(Yeah!)
Let 'em know it ain't easy
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Let's come togeta'
Sista's
(Yeah!)
Its time to be greedy
Nothin' good comes for free

No jealousy, no envy girls, c'mon, let's work it
out
No freebies in the limousine, that's not what its
about
Let 'em know there's work to do, give it up he
won't call you
Respect is just a minimum, go on girl and get you
some

1-2-3-4

Hey ladies
(Yeah!)
Let 'em know it ain't easy
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Let's come togeta'
Sista's
(Yeah!)
Its time to be greedy
Nothin' good comes for free

Hey ladies
(Yeah!)
Let 'em know it ain't easy
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Let's come togeta'
Sista's
(Yeah!)
Its time to be greedy
Nothin' good comes for free

Let's come together
C'mon girls let's work it out
Let's come together
We'll show them what we're talkin' bout
Let's come together
C'mon girls let's work it out
Let's come together
Let's come together
Let's come together
Nothin' good comes for free

The Cranberries - Stars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61p8VZpactg&mode=related&search=

In Your Head

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJEySrDerj0

Leonard Cohen - Suzanne

Suzanne takes you down to her place near the river
You can hear the boats go by
You can spend the night beside her
And you know that she's half crazy
But that's why you want to be there
And she feeds you tea and oranges
That come all the way from China
And just when you mean to tell her
That you have no love to give her
Then she gets you on her wavelength
And she lets the river answer
That you've always been her lover
And you want to travel with her
And you want to travel blind
And you know that she will trust you
For you've touched her perfect body with your mind.
And Jesus was a sailor
When he walked upon the water
And he spent a long time watching
From his lonely wooden tower
And when he knew for certain
Only drowning men could see him
He said "All men will be sailors then
Until the sea shall free them"
But he himself was broken
Long before the sky would open
Forsaken, almost human
He sank beneath your wisdom like a stone
And you want to travel with him
And you want to travel blind
And you think maybe you'll trust him
For he's touched your perfect body with his mind.

Now Suzanne takes your hand
And she leads you to the river
She is wearing rags and feathers
From Salvation Army counters
And the sun pours down like honey
On our lady of the harbour
And she shows you where to look
Among the garbage and the flowers
There are heroes in the seaweed
There are children in the morning
They are leaning out for love
And they will lean that way forever
While Suzanne holds the mirror
And you want to travel with her
And you want to travel blind
And you know that you can trust her
For she's touched your perfect body with her mind.

Ticket to the Moon

Laibach - Slovania

T.N.T. for the brain

Брат 2 -- Бодров Zemfira

NYC

There's no I in threesome

Through the storms and the light
Baby, you stood by my side
And life is wine
But there are days in this life
When you see the teeth marks of time
Two lovers divide
Sound meets sound, babe
The echoes the surround
And know that we need is one thing
Now what is there to allow?
Babe, it's time we give something new a try
Oh, alone we may fight
So, just let us be free
And baby tonight
I see your lips are on fire
And life is wine
Now the windows are open the moon is so bright
There's no one can tell us what love brings, you and I
Sound meets sound, babe

The echoes they surround
And know that we need is one thing
Now what is there to allow
Babe, it's time we give something new a try
Oh, alone we may fight
So just let us be free, tonight
Through the storms and the light
Baby you stood by my side
And life is wine
You feel the sweet breath of time
It's whispering, its truth not mine
There's no I in threesome
And I am all for it
Babe, it's time we give something new a try
Oh, alone we may fight
And feathers bend like trees in the moonlight
Babe, it's time we give something new a try
Oh, alone we may fight
So just let us be free tonight

i wanna heal i wanna feel what i thought was never real

I had nothing to say
and i get lost in the nothingness inside of me
(i was confused)
and i live it all out to find, but im not the only person wit these things in mind
(inside of me)
but all that they can see the words revealed
is the only real thing that i got left to feel
(nothing to lose)
just stuck hollow and alone
and the fault is my own and the fault is my own

[Chorus]
i wanna heal i wanna feel what i thought was never real
i wanna let go of the pain ive felt so long.
erase all the pain til its gone
i wanna heal i wanna feel like im close to something real.
i wanna find something ive wanted all along
somewhere i belong

and i got nothing to say. i cant believe i didnt fall right down on my face
(i was confused)
look at everywhere only to find.
it is not the way i had imagined it all in my mind.
(so what am i)
what do i have but negativity
cuz i cant trust no one by the way everyone is looking at me
(nothing to lose)
nothing to gain im hollow and alone
and the fault is my own
and the fault is my own

[repeat chorus]

[Verse 3] (Chester)
I will never know myself until i do this on my own
cuz i will never feel anything else until my wounds are healed
i will never be anything til i break away from me
i will break away. ill find myself today

Tell me now elders

When we younger
There always seemed like some
Some perfect mold
That we're supposed to be
But now we're growing up and
I see it's just not that way
Now I feel like someones lied to me

Cause I've been true
Made good for you
And now I feel used
I'm asking you
How does it feel
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be like you

Tell me now elders
What were your reasons for
Making it seem
Like you were so much more
If you want to feel good
Because of our accomplishments
Why the fuck
Don't you just do it yourself

Cause I've tried
Man I've tried
While you all lied
So now just tell me
How does it feel
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be like you

Look at all the families now
Who don't talk and don't trust
Because of the way
That things have been done
When will you finally learn
To leave out the bullshit
And just be straight with us

Fuck FOREVER

I don't mind..

Ready or Not..

Detroit

Is a ONE FUCKING AWESOME CITY.
it ROCKS.