Spanglish Thresaurus for Cuban Americans

Spanglish Thresaurus for Cuban Americans

- EL CULO DEL MUNDO -- (ASS OF THE WORLD) GENERALLY A PLACE FAR ENOUGH FROM MIAMI WHERE NOT MANY PEOPLE SPEAK SPANISH

- NO DISPARA UN CHICHARO (HE DOESN'T SHOOT A PEA) HE IS LAZY

- QUE VOLA CONTIGO -- (WHAT FLIES WITH YOU) A GENERAL GREETING HEARD AMONG FRIENDS AT LA CARRETA ON S.W. 8TH STREET .

- CASA DEL CARAJO -- (HOUSE OF HELL) ANOTHER FINE MEASUREMENT OF DISTANCE; HOWEVER A BIT CLOSER THAN THE ASS OF THE WORLD.

- QUE VUELTA -- (WHAT TURN) EVEN MOST DIEHARD CUBAN AMERICANS HAVE DIFFICULTY UNDERSTANDING THIS ONE, BUT IT MEANS "WASSUP"

- POR SI LAS MOSCAS --(IF FOR THE FLIES) A VAGUE NOTICE OF CAUTION...JUST IN CASE.

- ME TIENES HASTA EL ULTIMO PELO -- (YOU HAVE ME UP TO MY LAST HAIR) USUALLY USED AS A PARENTAL WARNING MEANING THE END OF YOUR CRAP IS NEAR

- ESE NO TIENE DOS DEDOS DE FRENTE -- (HE DOESN'T HAVE TWO FINGERS OFF OREHEAD) A DISCRIPTIVE OBSERVATION OF AN INDIVIDUAL WHO DOESN'T HAVE MUCH LIFE EXPERIENCE OR BRAINS.

- MARICONERIAS MIAS -- (FAGGERY OF MINE)- USUALLY DESCRIBES AN OUT OF CHARACTER EVENT.

- ESTAS COMIENDO MIERDA -- (YOU ARE EATING SHIT) DESCRIBES THE MANNER IN WHICH ONE IS ACTING IRRATIONALLY OR IRRESPONSIBLY

- SIGUE COMIENDO DE LO QUE PICA EL POLLO -- (KEEP EATING WHAT THE CHICKEN PECKS)- SAME AS EATING SHIT BUT A CLASSIER VERSION

- NO HABLES MIERDA -- (DON'T TALK SHIT) A STATEMENT MADE TO ADDRESS SOMEONE'S LONG ASS STORY

- LE RONCA EL MANGO -- (IT SNORES THE MANGO)- WHEN SOMETHING IS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE

- LE RONCA EL MEREQUETEN -- (UNABLE TO TRANSLATE)- SAME MEANING AS "LE RONCA EL MANGO", BUT NOT AS SWEET

- ESE HUEVO QUIERE SAL -- (THAT EGG WANTS SALT)- SOMEONE HAS AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE

- TREMENDA MUELA --(TREMENDOUS MOLLAR)- ANOTHER TALL STORY BUT THIS TIME TO SEDUCE SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX

- DALE-- (GO)- YOU'RE IN AGREEMENT, MEANS "OK"

- ASERE -- (HOMIE)- EVEN CUBANAZOS DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS WORD COMES FROM.

- CONSORTE -- ANOTHER WORD FOR HOMIE, MAY BE USED INSTEAD OF "ASERE"

- POSTALITA -- (A LITTLE POSTCARD)- A GUY THAT THINKS HE'S A STUD
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Brief visit to The Magellan with Sienna.... from her book...........................................................................................
And Theda... Room 109
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LIMITED TESTING WITH EXCEPTIONAL MODELS
NO DIVAS, NO COMPLICATED PEOPLE...