Recipe

If you can't get rid of that crazy roommate who is constantly on your tail with a small, awfuly friendly talk - here is a quick and easy recipe.


You will need:
Book;
Magazine;
Laptop with a movie (important! don't forget the headphones);
Coffee;
Epsom salt;
Mineral oil; and
Gum.

Get up 20 minutes earlier than him and take a 2.5 hour bath.
Enjoy!

After all, it's a shame not to find a bathroom when you live on 42nd, especially when you are so proud that you get your excerise living on the 3rd floor walkup.

PS:
The trick here is to surpress any guilt feelings, and coming out not to start a coversation by apologizin..